Outertale
Fran: Cute, but...how can a human survive in space without a space suit?
Jo: E-e-e-e-e-e...
Fran: *hits Jo in the back*
Jo: Exactly. Thank you by the way.
Underfell
Fran: Jo, you noticed he's always sweating...?
Jo: Or atleast everytime Frisk is around?
Fran: *sudden realization* Oh god...*whispers in Jo's ear why*
Jo: shit
Gaster
Jo: Waow he's pretty hot.
Fran: Eh, I've been more disappointed in fusions.
Scientist
Fran: Pretty cool...
Jo: But the glasses sorta turn me off.
Fran: Why?
Jo: He's a frickin' skeleton. Why would he need glasses?
Fran: To look smart?
Underswap
Fran: Does this mean Frisk meets Papyrus first and Sans is the human-hunting fanatic?
Jo: Yep. But one thing I see wrong is...does this mean Papyrus is the one who scatters socks?
Fran: *holds back laughter* I guess so...
Error
Fran: *steps back a bit from the computer* Lemme guess, BEN did this again.
Jo: Probably.
Fran: Is it bad he reminds me of Abandoned By Disney?
Jo: I guess not.
Fran: Get BEN in here. I have a few things to tell that little squirt.
Alpha/Ultra
Fran: Oh my god. This is pure hell.
Jo: He destroys the "fight" box thing, and he does the Asgore crap.
Fran: I hate it when Asgore does that bullshit.
Jo: Atleast the Annoying Dog saves you...right?
Undertail
Fran: HOLY MOTHER OF SLENDER MAN
Jo: *blows a fuse* Systems failing. Commencing self-destruct sequence.
Fran: *breathes fire at the computer* *starts screaming like hell*
Jo: Self destruct in 30 seconds.
Fran: *throws self out the window, Papyrus style*
Jo: *jumps out the window after Fran*
Fran: WHY IS THE FANDOM FULL OF SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN
Jo: It's barely four months!!!!!
Human
Jo: FROSTBUTT ALERT FROSTBUTT ALERT
Fran: JO CALM DOWN THAT'S NOT JACK THAT'S HUMAN SANS
Jo: FRO-say what now?
Fran: Yeaaaaahhhhh....I got a little startled at first too.
Genocide
Fran: What.
Jo: Is.
Fran: This bullshiz.
