The JoBot Quiz! (Parody of Mettaton Quiz)

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Jo: Welcome to the quiz show!!! Give our player a big hand!! *claps*

Fran: *gulps*

Sally: Yay?

Jo: Never played before? Rules are simple. Answer correctly or die!!

Sally: If I die, daddy's gonna hear about this.

Jo: Let's begin!!

1. How many jobs does Fran have?

    One [A]          [B] Two
Three [C]          [D] None of the above

Fran: *secretly holds up a paper saying "D"*

Sally: D!!!

Jo: CORRECT!!

2. What is wrong with this phrase?

CREEPY TOWN IN THE
       THE WINTER

                         Nothing [A]           [B] Everything is in all caps
There are two "the's" [C]            [D] Creepy Town

Fran: *holds up a paper saying C*

Sally: C!

Jo: CORRECT!! That was way too easy for you. Let's make it harder!!

3. How many letters are in the name

JoBotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

172766 [A]            [B] 125362
221927[C]            [D] Don't know

Fran: *secretly holds up a paper saying D*

Sally: D?

Jo: CORRECT!! Even I don't know that. Enough about you, let's talk about me and my sister!!

Fran: *starts sweating*

4. From what objects did Fran take the parts to build me?

A police car, an army tank, a speaker, a NASA rocket and a doll [A]           [B] A sports car, a gas stove, a shotgun and a human
                                                                                                    A dumpster [C]           [D] Knives, electric fans and a doll

Fran: *holds up another paper saying A*

Sally: A!

Jo: CORRECT! Now for a fun question,

5. Who is Fran's crush?

<censored> [A]            [B] <censored>
<censored> [C]            [D] <censored>

Fran: *turns around and covers face in shame* OMYGOD PLEASE DON'T ANSWER

Sally: Uhhh...uhhhh....uhhhh...UHHHH...C?

Jo: CORRECT!!! Fran is crazy for that weirdo!! She creates fanart of him, makes comics of him, and even watches YouTube videos about him!!!

Fran: *cries*

Jo: NEXT QUESTION

6. In the cartoon series Fairly Odd Parents, what is Wanda's favorite food?

Fran: Oh!!! I know!! Chocolate!! And Cosmo calls her fat for liking it...and...heh...

Jo: You're not trying to help her aren't you?

Fran: Nooooooo....?

Jo: Moving on!!

7. Which Creepy Pasta is this?

*cropped picture of Slendy's not face*

Slender Man [A]           [B] Jeff The Killer
            Masky [C]           [D] JoBot 200

Fran: *secretly holds up a paper saying D*

Sally: D!!

*picture zooms out to reveal it was actually Jo's forehead*

Jo: Correct!!! That's all for now, goodbye!! *rockets pop out of back* *blasts off*

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