Chris: *grabs Tara by the shoulders* Knock knock
Tara: What
Chris: KNOCK KNOCK *rage intensifies* *shakes Tara*
Tara: Who's there? *is starting to chuckle*
Chris: ANOTHER!!!!
Tara: Another who? *is holding back laughter*
Chris: ANOTHER PUN OR JOKE AND I SWEAR TO MY GRANDFATHER I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
Tara: *bursts into laughter* wait that's not funny
(This needs voice acting XD)
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Max: *on TV* Hello everyone! Maxaton Skeleton here, and we have a pretty good show today!
*camera moves and shows Chris beating up the crew*
Max: CRAP *tries to pull Chris away*
Tara: *runs to Max* *makes Chris' soul purple* *Waters of Megalovania (remix) intensifies*
Chris: *stops punching* oh crap
Tara: *throws him around like a ragdoll* DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Max: GO TO A FUCKING COMMERCIAL ALREADY DAMMIT
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When asked what their favorite food is...
Tara: NICE CREAM!
Max: CINNAMON-BUTTERSCOTCH PIE!!
Chris: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!!
Max: ...
Tara: ...
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Max: Dad, if Mom's a robot, where did I come from?
Papyrus: *raises finger as if he knows* ...SON, I HAVE NO IDEA TO BE HONEST. EVEN IF I DID, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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Tara: *is walking down the street, havin' a good time*
Chris: SANS SUCKS
*Waters of Megalovania (remix) intensifies*
Tara: *turns his soul purple* *throws him around not caring if there are hundreds of people who are seeing it*
*everyone looks at her like WTF*
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Papyrus: *is just sad, sitting on a table*
Max: ?
Max: *gently pushes a plate of spaghetti beside Papyrus*
Papyrus: *hugs Max* THANK YOU MAX. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM GLAD TO HAVE A SON LIKE YOU.
Max: Dad you're breaking my ribcage
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