Sans: Dad, can I ask you something?
Gaster: Sure son.
Sans: Who's my mom?
Gaster: *starts sweating like there's no tomorrow* Uhm...son... *fake smile* Err...uh...
Sans: ???
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Random person 1: Hey buddy you hear about that guy?
Random person 2: Yeah. No wonder he isn't allowed in the mall anymore.
Random person 1: And now, there's a large ketchup shortage thanks to him.
Sans: *head bursts through the wall like Spongebob* DID SOMEONE SAY KETCHUP
Random person 1: RUN FOR IT
*both the random people run away*
Sans: WHERE THE KETCHUPPP *looks like a rabid dog*
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Sans: It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and on days like these, kids like you...should be burning in hell. *MEGALOVANIA*
*FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*
Frisk: *is on the ground, but not dead*
Sans: GET DUNK-
Papyrus: *bursts through the door* WHERE'S FRISK!!!
Sans: *awkward look at Pap* Oh, hey...
Frisk: *raises white flag*
Papyrus: Sans, what did you do?!
Sans: Bro, I can explain!
Frisk: *weakly* He thought I killed you...!
Sans: *awkward smile* Ehe...sorry kiddo...
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Chara: LOOK! KETCHUP!!!
Sans: *looks away* WHERE
Chara: *stabs Sans in the back*
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Metatton: HOW IS THIS CONFUSING!!! I AM NOT A FUCKING GIRL!!!
Frisk: Doesn't look like it. You wear PINK HIGH-HEELED boots, have a really SASSY hairdo, PINK torso, PINK HEART-shaped battery, and you talk a lot like a girl. Like how you say "darling" a lot and you're real sassy. And I swear, you're wearing pink sparkly lipstick.
Metatton: Curse your logic. I AM A MAN!!!
Papyrus: Awww :( I guess that blew my chances...*walks away*
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Metatton: *holds mistletoe over Frisk and Sans* NOW KISS
Toriel: YESSS
Gaster: YES YES YES
Frisk: Why. Seriously, mom. Even you.
Sans: Just for dad. *kiss lightly on Frisk's cheek* Done.
Metatton: *LE PUSH*
*accidental kiss*
Sans: Screw you Ton.
Toriel: AWWWW XD I SHIP ITTTTT
Gaster: RIGHT WITH YA GOATMOM
Frisk: MooOm!!
Sans: DaAaaD!!
Me: AWWWW
Everyone: *stares at me like WTF*
Toriel: What are you even doing here?
Me: Recording this moment for specific reasons~
