Me: I'm bored. What to do?
Chimera: K I L L C H I L D R E N A N D T H E I R P A R E N T S
Me: No, no, let's go with something less murderous...
Irene: Visit your friends back at home!!! With chainsaws!!!
Me: What? No! They're not there anymore. They're all probably dead. It's been 90 years.
Becky: Donate your extra salary to the needy!
Me: Nah, I need that money for my bills. Anything else?
James: Study?
Me: It's vacation.
Chescka: Eat candy!
Me: Actually, I ate it while watching Markiplier cuz I get hungry while watching YouTube.
Thali: Hide from those monsters hiding in your room?
Me: Thali, you do know I'm that monster under kids' beds, right?
Irene: I KNOW
Me: WHAT IS IT?!!! *excited*
Irene: Upload yaoi and Sans X Frisk videos on Wattpad!!!
Me: YEAH LET'S DO IT
Becky: WAIT NO NO NO