Sans: hey kid ya thirsty?
Frisk: *nods*
Sans: *hands Frisk an empty glass*
Frisk: wut
Sans: KID LOOK OVER THERE *points behind Frisk*
Frisk: WUT *looks behind* Sans there's nothing there. *looks back*
*the glass Sans gave is suddenly full of water*
Sans: heh heh
Frisk: Good one.
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Mettaton: Darling, would you like some spaghetti?
Papyrus: OF COURSE, METTATON!
Mettaton: *puts uncooked spaghetti on a plate* *puts plate on leg* *spaghetti is suddenly cooked* *gives it to Papyrus*
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Toriel: My child, what would you like for breakfast?
Frisk: Apples!
Toriel: No problem. *snaps fingers*
*an apple tree suddenly grows right inside the kitchen*
Toriel: *picks one apple* *gives it to Frisk*
Frisk: Thanks mom!
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*Sans is weaeing an Elsa costume for some apparent reason*
Papyrus: SANS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sans: let it gooo let it goooo *keeps singing let it go while flinging snowflakes and snow balls around*
Papyrus: SANS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Sans: i don't care what they're going to saaayyyy *keeps flinging snowflakes around like crazy*
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Frisk: Flowey, I'm getting hungry. Can we take a break?
Flowey: *sigh* Okay kid. *grows from a tiny vine into a tree*
Frisk: ?
Flowey: Pick a fruit so you can eat. Then we can get going.
Frisk: Thanks Flowey.
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Chara: You idiot. You think you can beat me?!! I am-
Sans: *blasts ice at Chara freezing her in a block of ice*
Chara: ...When I thaw out, I am going to fucking murder you and everyone you love.
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Sans: papyrus, what are you doing?
Papyrus: WATERING FLOWEY SO HE'LL STAY ALIVE.
Sans: but you're making a wave splash on him.
Papyrus: MORE WATER MEANS HE'LL BE HYDRATED MORE!!
Sans: you do know there's such a thing as too much water right
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Flowey: Frisk, what are those on your head?
*Frisk is wearing a flower crown*
Flowey: Wait...ARE THOSE FLOWERS?!!!!!!
Frisk: Yes...why?
Flowey: PLEASE DON'T DO THAT TO ME
