The Devil's Grin - A One Piece Fanfic (Snail-like Updates)

What Happened?!

Here's the next chapter. Enjoy. Hopefully I answer some questions as well as create more.

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Nami woke in a dark place unsure of how she got there. She could feel that she was in a bed with the covers pulled up to her chin and that she was still on the ship. What ship and how she got there she didn't know, but it was time to figure out. She began to climb out of the bed when an arm swung over her pulling her closer to its owner.

She froze in fright as the possibilities ran through her mind. As best she could she ran her hands across herself without waking the person beside her. To her relief she was fully dressed. Now it was time to check her new friend(not) for clothes. Slowly she turned herself around and began feeling the person's body. Her bed partner also was dressed. And to her embarrassment and slight jealousy larger breaststroke than her.

"Good morning." A silky voice sighed from the woman beside her shocking her. Without thinking she pushed against the woman causing herself to fall out of the bed. The sound of blankets being pulled back and the soft touch of feet against wood was accompanied by a blinding light as a window was uncovered. Blinking surprise as the light became easier to handle she found herself in her room on the Going Mary. And standing beside her bed was Miss All Sundays wearing a dark purple business woman's suite, a matching purple cowgirl hat sighting on the night stand. The woman was studying her outfit and nodded her approval. "Nice choice." She smiled.

"What are you doing in my room?!" Nami sputtered as soon as she recovered from the shock.

"I've no idea." Miss All Sundays chuckled softly as she sat on the bed. "Judging by how much time has passed I really should be on my way back to Alabasta."

"Then why are you here?" Nami nearly screamed. She felt hysteria coming on. The last thing she remembered was Tempest and that blonde girl jumping out of the water and threatening D.

"No idea." Miss All Sundays shrugged. "Like you I can't remember what led to the situation we are in right now."

"If you have no idea what's going on then why are you so calm?" It really wasn't fair that she was the only one freaking out right now.

"What ever happened involves D." Miss All Sundays shrugged. "After a while you learn not to be surprised so easily."

Nami was going to respond but was interrupted by a scream coming from outside. It sounded like Ussop.

"Shall we go see what that was about?" Miss All Sundays said sounding only mildly interested. Dazed, Nami stood up and the two of them walked outside.

"Oh my!" Miss All Sundays gasped, apparently this was enough to surprise her. The sight before them resembled a battlefield, minus the smoke and blood. The ship was in a mess. The sails all were torn and garbage and wreckage was everywhere. And the crew?

Luffy was wandering aimlessly dragging a giant plushie doll of a woman, hammock was drawn across its chest. Tranquility sat crying beside Sanji, who was wearing a wedding dress!? Tempest was shaking an unconscious Zoro while yelling at him. He was wearing a tuxedo. The blonde girl that had shown up with Tempest was sitting beside the sheep figure head, which was eating ussop.

After the shock wore off Nami came to a decision. "We need to get everyone calmed down and figure out what happened." Miss All Sundays nodded and moved towards Tranquility. Nami looked at the others and decided Luffy would be the easiest to get back to normal. No idea what they'd do about Ussop.

"Luffy!" She stepped in front of the guy hoping he didn't just walk over her. "Snap out of it!"

Luffy stopped right in front of her, looked at her and smiled. "Hey Nami. What's up?" Was he really fine?