The Devil's Grin - A One Piece Fanfic (Snail-like Updates)

I Over Slept

Prepare yourself for the funniest chapter so far(hopefully I can do other funny ones). Enjoy👍. Also no offense intended Ludocuba. Ur idea is great and original, if you take offense or thing the dedication was terrible just let me know.

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The Devil jerked awake. "Good morning father." He turned to see Tranquility standing at the entrance of the cave. She once more had a lunch basket in her hands.

"How long did you wait this time?" He asked her.

"A little over seven years." She said as she set everything up for their meal.

"Seven years huh." He yawned. Wait, "Seven years?!" Crap! The kid was supposed to have set sail a year ago. Most likely he had left his island already. "Sorry honey no time to eat." He said as a body materialized beside his slumped form.

"But father." Tranquility said as she turned towards him but he was already gone.

"All right you guys!" A man dressed in a cape and a striped shirt. His face painted like a clown's and a large red nose covering his own. "Lets party flashily in honor of our newest crew member, Nami!"

"Hurray!" His crew shouted in glee.

"Now Nami," He turned towards a orange-haired girl in a striped shirt and shorts. "Make sure you enjoy yourself flashily."

"Aye aye Captain." Nami saluted. As she grabbed a drink from a nearby table. The crew quickly became loud and obnoxious as they partied.

"Hey Nami give me some food, I'm hungry." A boy with a straw hat complained.

"Shut up! Don't act like we're friends." Nami said to him, meanly.

"Is something the matter Nami?" The Captain asked.

"Oh not at all Captain Buggy." She waved her hand. "Just trying to enjoy the party you guys are throwing for me." The entire crew cheered at that.

"Yes, though originally this party wasn't for your honor." Buggy grinned. "We were celebrating what's going to be our flashy entrance into the Grande Line."

"Yah! We were able to find a map of the Grande Line." A crew member shouted.

"And with my new secret weapon we will be unstoppable, bring out the Buggy Ball!" he shouted.

Nami watched as they brought out a large cannon and a red cannon ball with Buggy's mark on it. The men set it up and pointed it at an area of the town. She watched perplex as the entire crew began to grin. Slowly they lit the wick and everyone covered their ears. A deafening explosion and a blinding light went off causing Nami to cover her ears and turn her back. When everything calmed down she turned around to see that a fourth of the town hand been devastated.

"Yes, and soon we will enter the Grande Line and with these two things I will become the King of the Pirates!" Buggy shouted, his crew cheering him on.

"That won't happen cause I'm gunna be the King of the Pirates." Luffy stated.

"Shut up, do you want to get yourself killed?" Nami hissed at him.

"I'm beginning to see why you got frustrated with him, Nami." Buggy growled.

"I know right." Nami laughed. "He's always saying crazy things like that. It's all he talks about. I just want to be rid of him." She took a drink from her cup.

"Do you want to do it?" Buggy asked her.

"What?" she asked nervously.

"Do you want to kill your old boss?" He grinned. "I'll give you a Buggy Ball to commiserate you joining our crew."