MikaYuu One-Shot Collection

Kureto's Real Dream

***Warning*** A Crack story is ahead. The video deleted ;-; Just imagine Kureto singing and dancing to Taylor Swift then. I know you can do it.

"All I've ever wanted was to be an idol, Shinya!" The burly man bellowed to his silver-haired adopted brother. The smaller one of the two held up his hands trying to calm the man down with a nervous smile on his face.

"And what does this have to do with the Shinoa squad's capture, if I may ask, sir?" Shinya replied, very confused.

"Well, I want that black haired kid that rekt my ass to dance in a music video with me and you, Shinya. I thought it was pretty obvious." The larger man turns his laptop around, exposing a very detailed image of what was undoubtedly the silver haired man, the large man, and the raven haired teen dancing.

"Is that Guren and Goshi in the background?" Shinya said, squinting, admiring on how detailed Guren was for a background character. The heavily eyebrowed man nodded, as if overly proud of his work.

"Yes, we have to have some extras, or else it will be somewhat of a bore." The man said, twirling unexpectedly across the floor of the office.

"And do you have the choreography planned?" Shinya asked, still somewhat confused and (he would never tell anyone this) terrified at the way Kureto was acting.

"Of course! I know you know this song. I heard you singing it!" Kureto said, still twirling, in fact, his voice sounded as if he was singing the last part.

"How do we get Yuu to agree with this?" Shinya asked, scratching his hair. Kureto paused, and then continued twirling.

"Simple, tell him we'll fully pardon up to 10 people he wants to pardon. That vampire counts as two people though." Kureto sang out after a moment.

Later

"Hello Yuu, Shinoa, Mika, Kimizuki, Yoichi, Mitsuba, Narumi." Shinya greeted as he  came down to the corridor of holding cells everyone was in, standing in the middle so everyone could hear him. 

"Hey." A few of them muttered. Mika offered a low growl.

"Alright, Kureto's going to pardon all of you, even Mika, if Yuu agrees to be in a music video and sing and dance with me and him." I explained, kind of feeling ridiculous.

"What?!" Everyone shouted, even Mika. Shinya shrugged.

"His words, not mine, and he explicitly asked for Yuu." Shinya continued. Yuu was already nodding his head.

"How many can I pardon?" Yuu asked. 

"Up to ten, though he's saying vampires count as two people." Shinya said, walking closer to Yuu's cell.

"Cool! I'll-" A certain red-eyed blonde cut him off.

"It's a trap! He shouldn't go! They're luring you into their trap Yuu-chan!" Mika called out, unsettling everyone.

"I've never seen Kureto more serious about anything. Plus, I think he respects that Yuu kicked his ass as the King of Salt. I've never seen anyone but maybe Father match him." Shinya said, unlocking the latch on Yuu's cell.

"No, Yuu-chan!" Mika called, sounding hopeless. Shinya came to stand in front of Mika's cell.

"Oh, hush child. If Kureto tries anything I will personally throw myself in front of Yuu." He said casually, letting Yuu say stuff to the rest of the squad in case it was a trap, though Shinya highly doubted it. Kureto's traps were much more up front, not subliminal or sub-text.

Yuu's conversation with Mika ended after a much longer period of time than everyone else's. Shinya smiled, coming over to stand by his sister Shinoa's cell.

"It's not a trap for the cherry boy, is it?" Shinoa asked when he got close enough. Shinya shook his head, indicating that 'no', it wasn't.

"Nah, Kureto just wants to be an idol once. Plus it's kind of payback for when the King of Salt rekt his ass." Shinya intoned, watching Yuu and Mika speak hushed whispers and shared glances that do not belong to two best friend's but rather, an old married couple. And was the vampire crying?

"You see it too, huh?" Shinoa asked as she watched them converse.

"Of course. Almost an exact mirror of me and Guren back in the day." Shinya replied evenly, and then clapped his hands to get Yuu's attention before sharing a small smile with Shinoa, and they were off.

~+~

And six hours later that same day, Shinoa gained new blackmail material. Yuu got his 'totally not my dad' back. Mika got some faith that not everything human's do is bad. Shinoa and Mitsuba realized just how much they liked each other. Yuu was still oblivious, even after Mika blushed upon seeing the video. Guren realized just how much he missed fucking Shinya. Kimizuki realized just how much of a tsundere he is for smol sinnamon bun Yoichi. Krul gained citizenship from the Moon Demon Company, Narumi mourned his squad.

And Mika and Yuu fucked at the end of that same week.