The 99 Poem Challenge
Fox-Trot-919. Cacophony — Their Evil Plan
They say upon a zummy night, *
When ticky-tacky went the klight, ** ***
What made the salllygaw insane? ****
The Pinky and the Brain!'T was they, the flaxy fiendish duo *
That contemplated such a glubo, **
Though one's a peevie, ever thile, *** ****
The other sly as guile.Of all the zummy nights that passed,
They never had a glubo last,
Until that zummy frummy night, *
They hatched a glubo right.They toiled in secret, keeping hid
Their flaxy plan inside an id, *
Which housed that evil crivvycrom, **
Another word for "bomb."For "bomb" it was when it exploded,
Which melted coxcombs, smarts imploded; *
Oh flaxy, fiendish was their plan
To rizz the vamp in splan. ** *** ****The Pinky called it "blimey genius,"
The Brain a "clever glubo" for us
To make us slaves, their peeving grots, * **
Which crizz their earlier plots. ***And worser still, they both succeeded
By writing something convebleeted, *
And gave the flaxy name of Twilight—
I rue that fiendish night!Oh glubonated peeving souls, *
Fall not into their fiendish goals!
Remember glubonated Meyer!
Fall not for such a fire!(To be continued...)
A/N: Cacophony is a technique that uses made-up nonsense words, used in Lewis Caroll's "Jabberwocky" poem. The term in poetry refers to the use of words that combine sharp, harsh, hissing, or unmelodious sounds. Sidenote: Stephanie Meyer, please don't kill me.
Stanza 1
* Zummy = (adj.) stormy.
** Ticky-tacky = (adj.) tick-tock.
*** Kright = (n.) clock.
**** Sallygaw = (n.) people.Stanza 2
* Flaxy = (adj.) crazy.
** Glubo = (n.) ruse.
*** Peevie = (n.) idiot.
**** Thile = (adj.) stupid.Stanza 3
* Frummy = (adj.) ominous.Stanza 4
* Id = (n.) box.
** Crivvycrom = (n.) bomb.Stanza 5
* Coxcomb = (n.) human head.
** Rizz = (v.) resurrect.
*** Vamp = (n.) vampire.
**** Splan = (n.) disgrace.Stanza 6
* Peeving = (adj.) foolish.
** Grot = (n.) pawn.
*** Crizz = (v.) surpass.Stanza 7
* Convebleeted = (adj.) blasphemous.Stanza 8
* Glubonated = (adj.) brainwashed.Meter: Iambic tetrameter & iambic trimeter
Rhyme: aabb
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