stupid fanfic moments

#7

self defense

in basically every fanfic there comes a time when tia needa defend herself

but ohhh noo

she calls romeo

he beats the dick face up

tia goes home and cries

and it repeats

like I wanna see a bitch pull out a fucking gun or a knife out and get rid of a hoe

like

WHERE DA HOOD
WHERE DA HOOD
WHERE DA HOOD AT

anywayy

if I was actually in a book I would be in jail bc I would kill someone

id be like

yeh okay bitch go ahead fuck with me sweetie.

LIKE TIA CAN ATLEAST PUNCH SOMEONE

ID EVEN BE HAPPY IF SHE KICKED A BITCH

tia

please

stand up for yourself

dont let anyone fuck with you

or

her and romeo get in a fight

blah blah blah

hes being a dick and jumping to conclusions

and he starts yellin and throwing shit like a 2 year old in walmart that doesnt get the candy or the toy by the check out thing

and what does tia do?

CRIES

FUCKIN CRIES

LIKE NO CUNT IF MY "BOYFRIEND" THROWS MY FUCKING PICTURE FRAME OR SOME SHIT ACROSS THE ROOM THEN HE BEST FUCKING BELIEVE THAT 1 HIS ASS IS PAYING FOR THAT SHIT 2 HIS UGLY ASS ALSO  CLEANING ALL THAT GLASS THE FUCK UP AND 3 IM SAYONG BYE BYE TO HIM 🤷‍♀️

I would beat the shit outta someone if they wanted to yell at me like im some dog that shit inside on the carpet

nO

I am a strong independent woman who does nOT need a dick like you in my life so exit stage left please

like if you yell at me like that you better believe that I would kick your ugly bitch ass out on the street and burn all your clothes.

....

and take your dog

bc like

I put the cute in execute

the hot in psychotic

the sass in assassination

the oo in blood

the ay in slay

the laughter in slaughter

the I in jail

the fun in funeral

OKAY BYE

plz ignore all that omfghdjsjanenw