STORYTIME

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by yolomendes2

by yolomendes2

okay story time:

so I was like best friends with this bitch then she started doing some hella trippy shit so I was like haha YEET.

ex. of hella trippy shit

she talked about this girl 24/7 and how much she hated her and shes never gonna be friends with her again "omg idek why I was friends with her and blah blah blah" then im gone for two days and I come back to school and OH FUCKING LOOK. THEY ARE SKIPPING AROUND HOLDING HANDS. and she never talks to me again.

and

she sends nudes to basically everyone she fucking knows. where the hell is your self control right now? calm your tits please. (ik that that is her own personal choice but she's underage so like dude ur going to fucking jail my friend)

and

she "dates" every guy she knows too. like control yo WHOREmoans (yes bitch I spelled it like that on purpose)

and

this hoe thinks its okay to talk about me behind my back and talk shit about this other girl that is one of my really close friends so I was like

HELL FUCKING NO BITCH

ITS PAYBACK TIME SWEETIE

I wrote this note to her and it talked about some of the things she has done that only I know about and about her homie hoppin all around the place and everything.

then

me and my close friend that she was talking shit about write a long ass list of things that could and still can ruin this hoes life.

but

this dickhead that likes her found out about my evil plans and decided to tell our principal

my teacher was like "dani go to the office idk if youre leaving though"

I basically skip to the office thinking im gonna get to leave early

but

oh fucking no. I have to go talk to the counselor. with that hoe in there.

after a 35 fucking minute talk I got to go back to class without any punishment luckily bc I lied about everything I was like "OML NO I WOULD NEVER BE RUDE TO HER OH NO NO NO." and i cried to make it believable

and

they all think im the sweetest person ever. oops.

then

we were walking out and she was like "im really sorry omg"

haha yeet

I rolled my eyes as far back as I possibly can and walked. the. fuck. away. from. that. hoeee.

<i apologize at how immature this is im->