stupid fanfic moments

#23

tia and everyone else in the whole fucking book is a goody two shoes

WHY IS EVERYONE LIKE THAT IN BOOKS?!?!?!??!?!

I DONT GET IT MAN

ex.

tia and romeo were in walmart one day when romeo shouted

yo tia get yo fatass the fuck over here darling

tia said back

lollll whut im confused hehe

she galloped over to romeo. he said.

GET IN THE SHOPPING CART

tia said

but but... isnt that like .... something youre not supposed to do... omg thats disrespectful... dont do that.... plus what if we get caught.... we could go to jail.. or hell.... THIS IS TERRIBLE

without a seconds hesitation or any second thoughts romeo said

idfc what you say

and swiftly picked tia up and threw her in the buggy

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAYHAYAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he whispered

*sharpays voice*

AND SCENE.

anyway

peaple in books are either psycho and kill everyone that breathes

or they are people that obviously dont know the meaning of joy every once and a while.

GOODBYE.

LIVE LIFE

DONT KILL EVERYONE THAT BREATHES

KNOW THE MEANING OF JOY