stupid fanfic moments

#1

shes "not ready"

when the characters about to uh get it on and they're over there sucking each others faces off and all the sudden this bitch like

wait. im a virgin. im not ready.

but if some rapist is like hehe gett inn the van sweetieee they be like eh why not

or at a party they're like

YYEEAAAAHHHHH WOOOOOO FUCKKKK YEWHHHHHH LETS DO THIS UH HUH UH HUH OH YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

but they with their boyfriend that you think she'd trust but oh no SHEE ISN'TT READYYYY

and before you go off on me plz back off bc I understand that your virginity is something that most people think is special and want to save it for the right person blah blah blah I GET IT.

BUT STILL

MY OPINION

DONT MURDER ME SHAJSJSNAN

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