stupid fanfic moments

#17

updates

yes I realize this really isnt "part of a fanfic"

BUT IMMA WRITE ABOUT IT

k so

I cannot stand it when an author makes a promise and they are like

K WELL I AM GOING TO UPDATE EVERY SINGLE DAY NO MATTER WHAT

like yes I understand that sometimes YOUR LIFE IS HELLA BUSY

BUT DONT MAKE A PROMISE YOU CANT FULFILL.

or

you over here lurking for a good book when

WHAM

POW

WHOOOSSSHHH

you see a book

it even has a good title, AND COVER!

PLUS IT HAS LIKE 30 PARTS

you are so excited

you even add it to your library that already has 287382373 books in it

but

when you read the book

every. fucking. chapter. is. a. fucking. authors. fucking. NOTE.

AND THEY ALL LIKE

OMG WRITERS BLOCK

UPDATE TOMORROW

LEL FUCK YOU

I AINT GON UPDATE NO MO

OMG SO I DIED YESTERDAY AND CAME BACK TO LIFE TO WRITE
THIS AUTHORS NOTE lOlOlOaoaolLlolololololololoOLOLOLZZZ

MAKES ME SO PISSED

or

the author updates once every 7 years

and theyre like

OML SORRY I HAD TO GO KILL SOMEONE YESTERDAY HHAAHA DONT TURN ME IN HHHAHA I HID THE BODY ITS OKAY

like stop tryna be a fucking comedian and write the damn story

I AINT SAYIN ITS WRONG TO HAVE ENTERTAINING AUTHORS NOTES

JUST NOT WHEN YOU AINT UPDATING

AND IM NOT SAYING ITS WRONG TO HAVE WRITERS BLOCK

JUST DONT MAKE A BOOK OF AUTHOR'S NOTES

goodbye.

I am going to eat cookies.

and complain about my life.

have a good day beautiful😊😘

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