stupid fanfic moments

#33

parentS

1) "oh sure sweetie!"

THE CLUELESS ONES THAT DONT GIVE A SHIT

LIKE ALL THE TIME IN BOOKS

TIA WILL BRING HOME ROMEO

AND HER PARENTS ARE JUST COMPLETELY FINE WITH THAT

THEY DONT ASK ANY QUESTIONS

OR ANYTHING

LIKE ?¿?

2) the vanishing ones

they never seem to be there.

LIKE TIA HAS NO PARENTS

YA KNOW

SHE LIVED ON HER OWN AND PAID ALL THE BILLS SINCE SHE WAS ABLE TO WALK

SHES AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NO PARENTS

3) the hard workers

"oh my parents are at work"

"dont worry theyreat work"

"yeah they work 24/7"

WHaT EVEn

LIKE I THINK THEY WOULD BE HOME AT LEAST AT NIGHT

OR EARLY MORNING

GOODNESS

4) the super strict ones

THEY DONT LET THEM DO SHITTTTT

MAN LIKE THEY CANT EVEN GO OUTSIDE

ITS KINDA FUNNY I MEAN

"bye mom"

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

"school... like I do every morning"

"WITH WHO. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE BACK. WHO ARE YOU SITTING BESIDE IN CLASS. HUH. WHAT YOU HIDING KID. WHY ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS. DRUGS?"

my bad I had to

BUT YEAH THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF

GUYS

MAKE THEIR PARENTS

ACTUAL PARENTS PLEASE.

OKAY SPEAKING OF PARENTS

STORY TIME GUYS

so I thought I was home alone (I wasnt)

but anyway my dad and sister werent home

BUT APPARENTLY MY MOM WAS OUTSIDE

anway I kept hearing like things being moved around on the back porch and the door knob rattling and I had my blinds like half closed and I kept seeing shadows

AND WE DONT LIVE IN THE BEST NEIGHBORHOOD

SO I TRULY THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS BREAKING IN OUR HOUSE

AND I HEARD THE DOOR LIKE BEING FORCED OPEN

AND I SLOWLY PEAKED MY HEAD OUT MY DOOR

AND IT WAS MY DAMN MOM

but wait

it gets better

GUESS WHAT SHE WAS DOING?

RESCUING A MOTHER FUCKING BIRD

ALL THAT FOR A BIRD

I ALMOST PISSED ON MYSELF

FOR A DAMN BIRD

AND THEN SHE GOT MAD AT ME BECAUSE I SAID

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

ans she said

"IM RESCUING A LITTLE BABY BIRD"

AND I KINDA GAVE HER THE "wtf are you doing" LOOK

AND SHE SAID WHAT

SO I SAID

"WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD STOP TRYING TO BE MOTHER NATURE AND BE QUIET"

AND NOW SHES PISSED

MY BAD

okay BYE