stupid fanfic moments

#5

the "omg my life sucks" WHEN IT RLLY DOESNT SJSHSVM

fanfics be like

so I woke up and got high with may boyfren den me and sum guy fucked then I got starbuckzzzz aka baeeeee then i went to my own private concert and all the band members like all love me and they all gave me their numbers then I went to another concert and we made out then I got starbuckszzz lolz bae againnnnnnzyz then my famouz very best friends threw me a really lit party and a bunchka selebs were dere and then I got taco bell then I cried myself to sleep becaise I have the absolute worsed layfe evr.

really cunt

if I even got taco bell

id be happy

as

fuck

like I literally hate it so fucking much when these people get every little thing!! then complain.

like do they actually realize what just happened

ex.

so like I got like personally invited to this concert by the band members. like yeah they hit me up in the dms and invited me and got me first row tickets. yeah and so like I went to the concert and shit and like it was great but I mean really like what. and then like after the concert they invited me backstage and let me chill with them. then like at midnight I went home crying because like HE WOULDNT KISS ME. LIKE HE SAID HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. LIKE WHAT. HE DIDNT FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. WE DIDNT FUCK. UGH LIKE WHAT THE HELL. THIS IS IT. IM GONNA DIE.

people are so damn picky.

and like idek

i just

I CANT OMG LIKE I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN I CANT EVEN LIKE OMG I JUST OMG I CANT EVEN

♡ goodbye ♡