stupid fanfic moments

storytime #2

OMFG IM UPSET RN

GUYS PLEASE READ THIS

SO I JUST HAD ONE OF THE WORST

ABSOLUTELY WORSTTTT

W O R S T

MORNINGS OF MY FUCKING LIFE.

I JUST WANT TO EVAPORATE

SO BAD

BUT ANYWAY HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED OK

so

I have cross country practice that starts at 7 at our school

yeah so I had my alarm set for 6:15

ya know

like I was gonna get up real early

make me some breakfast

all that good shit

BUT

I fuckin turned it off in my sleep somehow

SO MY MOM CAME IN MY ROOM AT 6:55

AND WAS LIKE

sweetieeeeee you need to wake up

SHE WAS ALL CHILL ABOUT IT

SO I WAS LIKE K FUCK YOU

AND ROLLED BACK OVER

BUT I GLANCED AT MY CLOCK ANS HOLY SHIT

IT WAS ALREADY 6:57

SO I JUMPED OUTTA BED AT LIGHTNING SPEED

AND THREW ON SOME SHORTS AND A T SHIRT

AND I WAS LEGIT FREAKING OUT

ALL I HAD TIME TO DO WAS TO PUT CLOTHES ON

I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO EAT

OR BRUSH MY TEETH

OR MY HAIR

OR FUCKIN ANYTHING

LIKE OH SHIT I LOOK LIKE SHIT

(I PUT MY SHOES AND SOCKS ON AND DID MY HAIR IN THE CAR ON THE WAY THERE)

BUT ANYWAY, LUCKILY, WE LIVE LIKE 3 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE SCHOOL

«fun fact about my school- it is 30 minutes to the nearest town and only has about 560 people in it. like from kindergarteners all the way to 12th grade seniors, there's only about 560 OR LESS so yeah it's one of those "everyone knows everyone" things»

ANYWAY I GOT THERE IN TIME

SO WHEN I GOT THERE,

THE ONLY FUCKING FRIEND I HAVE

WASNT FUCKING THERE

LIKE WTF

YOU COULDA TEXTED OR CALLED ME

bitch

SO I WAS ALL ALONE WHEN I RAN

AND I WAS FLIPPING OUT NO JOKE

I WAS ABOUT TO CRY

«fun fact about me- prETTY FUCKING SURE EVERYONE HATES ME»