stupid fanfic moments

#20

WOW IM ALREADY ON #20 THAT JUST SHOWS HOW MANY THINGS GET ON MY NERVES AND IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A MONTH!!

comments

yes. comments.

I comment too.

NO

I AM NOT SAYING

ewww people that comment have no life ewww what you doing with your life oh wait you dont have one haha EWWW lol byee haha ur weird

not what im getting at

let me explain.

1) grammar police

theres that one person that thinks its okay to find every little mistake the author makes

like unless they say

hey can you check over my book for mistakes

or something like that,

IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL ASSHOLE

SO STOP

ACTING

LIKE

YOU

KNOW

EVERYTHING

bc you dont hoe

LIKE WHAT IF THEY MAKE MISTAKES ON PURPOSE

HUH

OR WHAT IF THEY BLIND

YEAH

HOW WOULD THAT FEEL?!!?

2) irrelevant shits

ex.

OMG I HAVE A CAR TOO

or

I HAVE THIS PURPLE SHIRT THAT HAS GREY STRIPES THAT ALSO HAS GREEN DOTS AND YELLOW FRINGE ON IT AND I WEAR IT EVERYDAY ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG LOL BYE AHAH

(btw that sounds like the ugliest shirt ever manufactured. wyd w ur life boo)

LIKE NOBODY ASKED

GO AWAY

MAKE A BOOK

CALL IT

IRRELEVANT

AND WRITE YOUR SHIT THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR

IN THAT BOOK

and see how many people care now

(AKA YES THAYS WHY I HAVVE A SPAM BOOK ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT yolomendes LAMKAKSHDHSBSNBAH)

......

k

I have to admit

......

I used to do that when I first got wattpad

GUILTY IS CHARGED

SORRY

not really

but I dont do it anymore

so dont fuss at me unless you want to be severely injured in the near future.

or unless you want to fight with me

3) *sigh sigh sigh*

*drum roll*