stupid fanfic moments

#30

AYEEEE THANKS SO MUCH FOR 1k READS IM SQUEALING I NEVER THOUGHT ID COME THIS FAR BUT THANKS SO MUCH HOPE YOU ENJOY IT

*tv show announcer voice*

and today on stupid fanfic moments we have

they magically have their phone number already written on a piece of paper

like

WHO DOES THAT

IM SO CONFUSED

LIKE AM THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THATS WEIRD

DID THEY JUST EXPECT TO MEET SOMEONE

I DONT GET IT

LIKE HOW ABOUT YOU JUST FUCKING MEMORIZE YOUR DAMN PHONE NUMBER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE

AND IT IS 2016 (2017******** :))

WHO EVEN WRITES DOWN THEIR NUMBER?

CAN YOU NOT TALK?

LOL WHUT

oh and

ex.

lol and romeo stuck his hand my back pocket and stuck a piece of paper in it.

lol like lol who even cares that romeo felt up my ass

HE GAVE ME HIS NUMBER OMG

LOL WE'RE SOOOO GUNNA FUCK LOLLLL

so I pulled the paper outta my butt pocket and it said

1234567890

(lol guys thats not really their number HAHA)

LIKE THE AUTHOR SAYS THINGS LIKE

"loll idk just made it up hah"

IM NOT STUPID I UNDERSTAND THATS NOT REALLY THEIR NUMBER DUMBASS

AND I JUST LOVE HOW THEIR FIRST TEXTS ARE ALWAYS LIKE

"hey beautiful bby girl hottie XDDDDDD :)"

1) u just met so chill. how about you start of with hey

LIKE YOU DONT KNOW ME

2) I HATE WHEN THE AUTHOR WRITES SHIT LIKE

"XD"

or

"XO"

or

";p"

WHO THE FUCK STILL USES THAT

ITS 2016 (ahem... 2017*)

THERES THIS THING CALLED EMOJIS

AND IF U DONT HAVE EMOJIS

like on a computer

I SUGGEST JUST NOT USING IT

im mad