stupid fanfic moments

#32

"oh I'll have a water"

this one is acceptable and kinda minor

BUT TO ME ITS JUST UNREALISTIC AND IT BUGS ME

ex.

romeo takes me to this fancy restaurant

then the waiter is like

HEY HOWDY IM THE OLD TRASHY WAITER THAT HITS ON YOUR BOYFRIEND MY BAD SWEETIE NOW WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK

and tia AUTOMATICALLY SAYS

"water"

EXCUSEEEEEE ME

BUT

really

TO BE HONEST

I CANT REMEMBER A TIME WHEN I WAS AT A RESTAURANT

AND SOMEONE GOT WATER TO DRINK

LEGIT

I always order sweet tea or like dr pepper

IDK

MAYBE ITS JUST ME

OR MAYBE ITS JUST WHERE I LIVE I MEAN IDK DJSJSNS

BUT YEAH