stupid fanfic moments

#15

moving in together

yeah yeah I get it okay?

you meet someone in Starbucks and realize you want to spend the rest of your life with them after .05 seconds of knowing them bc true love at first site is totally something that will happen to everyone!111!1!1!1!1

so Romeo and tia are going along all great and having a gucci relationship when romeo just randomly decides

hey ya know what?

im going to buy an apartment today brb!!

then Romeo is like

AYO TIA PUT THE BLINDFOLD ON AND GET IN THE CAR

so tia says

aha babe wyd

*romeo puts blindfold on her and guides her into le car*

"heh it smells good" tia comments then suddenly gasps suddenly very suddenly bc she is so suddenly "OOH IS THIS A FREBREEZE COMMERCIAL! I THOUGHT I SAW A DEAD BODY IN TH-" she abruptly gets cut off by her main hoe Romeo

then whoop dee dooo

oh look!

ROMEO AND TIA SHARE AN APARTMENT (NEVER AN ACTUAL HOUSE) AND THEY FUCK LIKE EVERY MORNING AND NIGHT AND MAKE EACH OTHER BREAKFAST AND PICK OUT OUTFITS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH.

my problem is why doesnt anyone ever have a damn dog. like I dont need you romeo. I have fido.

or

romeo dramatically saves tia and then asks her to just live with him bc tias parents are crazy lunatics that are trying to murder her everyday while they are drunk every second of the day, day of the week, week of the month, month of the year and so on.

<that barley even makes sense owow im sorry shajaiwo)

I NEED TO READ A BOOK WHERE HE ASKS HER AND TIAS LIKE

BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NOOOO WTF. HAHAHAAHAHAH WHY WOULD I LIVE WITH YOUR DUMB ASS AJAHAHJA OMG YOU THINK I WOULD EVEN AHAAJJAJAHAHAHHHAHAHHA DUDE. YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN AHAHAHAHAHAH SORRY BRO. AHHAHAH YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE HAHAHA PEACE BITCH *walks away*

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