stupid fanfic moments

#9

parties

ex.

this stranger just invited me to a party. I said yes because im innocent and never do anything wrongg. tehe. im not going to wear anything sluttly so I find the tightest skirt with sparkles, my crop top that reveals all my cleavage, and a pair of 10 inch heels. I thought I looked a little too casual so I just change into a stripper outfit.

*at party*

I just got almost raped then saved by random romeo again.

then I went and got drunk

then I gave some random guy a lap dance

we fucked

he so niceee man wowweyy

then I got punched by this bitch omgeesy she must be jealous of how prutty I am oml I cant even ughhh

omgee lul liiike whii is all dis hapenn 2 meh. liik whut dud ie evrr do?

then I went home and woke up with big headache and big boy in bed

I love him so moochy

*le kissy kissy smoochy smooochy get funky fucky*

then I went to another party the next night.

DOES TIA NOT FUCKING NOTICE EVERY TIME SHE GOES TO A PARTY

SHE ALMOST GETS RAPED

SHE GETS HIT BY HER DRUNK BOYFRIEND AND/OR CRAZY OLD MOTHER FUCKING BOYFRIEND

SHE CHEATS

HE CHEATS

SHE HATES THE HEADACHE

SHE GET JEALOUS

HE GET JEALOUS

no matter what

SOMETHING ALLWAYS HAPPENS

like if you have gone to 3 parties in the last 3 days and something bad has happened at all of them

1) why the fuck are you going again

2) I would stay with someone I know like a koala bear. and no way in hell am I leaving their side.

3) LEARN TO SAY NO. DONT LET SOMEONE FORCE YOU INTO A PARTY YOU DONT WANNA GO TO

WHO CARES IF YOU ARE BEING A BITCH

I DONT

ROMEO DONT

OBAMA DONT

YO MAMA DONT

what even

WHY even

ushshsjsjan

ugh