stupid fanfic moments

#28

inappropriate waitresses/waiters

yall know exactly what the fuck im talking bout

ex.

tia and romeo go on a date at restaurant

they sit down and blah blah blah

and oh look

here comes the waitress

and like omg shes flirting with romeo wtf!!

omg the waiter is stealing my man!!

omg

Omg

oMG I MIGHT CRY

SHE GAVE ROMEO HER NUMBER

HOW COULD HE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME

drama drama drama

and romeo goes

"no baby dog id never leave u bro"

and they make up!

*sigh*

I juST DO NOT FUCKING GET WHY THE ACTUAL HELL

TIA WILL GET MAD AT ROMEO

FOR SOME ONE FLIRTING WITH HIM

LIKE HE CANNOT CONTROL THAT

WHATS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?

"sir why did you burn this restaurant down.."

"MAN U SEE THIS OLD GIRL WITH HER TITS HANGIN OUT LIKE LOOKED AT ME AND TIA DIDNT LIKE THAT SO YA KNOW I DID WHAT A MAN HAS TO DO BRO"

its just so ridiculous

and never

not fucking once

HAVE I

EVERRRR

EVERRRRRRRRR

gotten a waiter or waitress that acted inappropriate towards anyone

IVE NEVER EVEN GOTTEN AN ATTRACTIVE WAITER/WAITRESS BEFORE ACTUALLY I MEAN LIKE WHERE THE FUCK YALL EATING AT BOIOIOIIIIIYYYY

LIKE WHEN THE HELL DID THAT BECOME A THING

WONT THEY GET FIRED FOR SHIT LIKE THAT I MEAN COME ON

and

lets be honest guys

u know if you were that waiter you would try to tap that too

dont even try to deny it

ITS JUST ANNOYING

ESPECIALLY SINCE THE AUTHOR ACTS LIKE THAT WAITER CHOSE THEM TO WAIT ON

WAITERS DONT HAVE A FUCKIN CHOICE

THEY WAIT A CERTAIN AREA OF THE DINER OR RESTAURANT

IDHAKKSOSJAMALSOAKAMAMA

GO FOLLLOW MY TUMBLR @/yolomendes

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