stupid fanfic moments

#25

"omg we're neighbors"

in which tia and romeo are *gasp* NEIGHBORS

I mean how often would this happen in real life

BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU MY NEIGHBORS ARE DRUG DEALERS AND MOLESTERS AND THE POLICE ARE ALWAYS ARRESTING SOMEONE AND THEYRE CRUEL PEOPLE LIKE ONE OF THEM HAS FRIENDS THAT BURNED A PUPPY TO DEATH IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

BUT YEAH

WELCOME TO GOOD OLE TEXAS

but anyway

I just do not understand how this happens

like please sign me up for this

AND WHO JUST GOES OUTSIDE AND MEETS THE NEIGHBORS

THIS ISNT THE 18TH CENTURY

"oh howdy neighbor u cute"

IDK ITS JUST LAME AND BORING AND UNREALISTIC SO YEAH

I JUST THJNK ITS KINDA IRONIC TO HAVE A NEIGHBOR THATS LIKE EXACTLY YOUR AGE AND HOT?? okie dokie artichokie

a/n!!!!
SO IF YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR BOOK JUST MESSAGE ME OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY PROFILE THING AND I WILL AND I WILL GIVE U FEEDBACK AND HELP U WIN AT LIFE

also

ayeeee shoutout to elysian-s for being cool af and a bomb ass writer

UR SO COOL BTW HAH