stupid fanfic moments

#8

tia cant take a fucking hint

in which the girl character cant take a damn hint.

ex.

tia: romeo oh romeo babyy I love you so muchhhhh omg lets fuck

romeo: whAt

tia: so pick me up tomorrow at eight

romeo:we arent even dating.

tia: sooo.. fancy or casual babe

romeo: who even are you?!

tia: haaaaahaaaaa youre so funny omg

romeo: lol kk byE im callin the cops

tia: BYE BABY ILY.

tia: YOU REALLY ARE FUNNY AHAH.

tia: DONT FORGET TO PICK ME UP AT EIGHT TOMORROW

tia: WAIT BABE

tia: CASUAL OR FANCY HUH

tia: WELL I LOVE YOU HONEY BOO BEAR

tia is always so clueless

and then she realizes that romeo hasnt "loved" her all along and she gets v v upset. like hmm not to be a dickhead buT COULD U NOT TELL??????????????????

or

*tia and romeo having a normal conversation when romeo realizes he has to leave*

romeo: baby im so sorry. I gtg. bye I lo-

tia: UGHHH I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME OMG I CANT EVEN LIKE UGH.

romeo ..I was saying I love you

tia: HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME OMG BYE.

people just make me so pissed 24/7 like bippidy boppidy back the hell outta my life please and thank you.

a/n literally so much shit has gone on this week. im tired of the human race

^still accurate over a year later