Canons Sixth Form Skit

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[This is a freestyle I did last Friday and basically everything is a reference to my sixth form xD]

Would've made movements but I'm too bait now I've

Got her screaming like a mandrake

Got the whip screeching that's a mad date

Got the mandem's approval that's a mad rate

Sagal and Yasmin in the drama squad

Running this sh*t like General Zod

Gunning this sh*t like I'm playing COD

You a saiyan prince I'm a saiyan god-Tiller

Tobi still working on that diss track

So if you try shoot him you gon' miss that

And he's working hard just about to firm it

Yeah that's a legit fact that you gotta learn stat

Pen hasn't touched paper in a long time

But obviously man like me's still got rhymes

No watch on my wrist but I'm glithenin'

... Thank you for lithenin'

I'm gettin' pink, forget green and

I like it when it jiggles let my queen stand

Biggest victim rhymes with DJ

7 Years plus and still no BJ

It's all jokes yeah? No meaning [Seriously, I don't mean any of this xD]

Eyes open but she wet dreaming

No cocoa butter but she still creaming

No TLC match but we broke the ceiling

And it's a madness

An everyday ting

An every single day Molly Way ting

Fix up, look sharp, check your weighting

Chat sh*t, get banged, Floyd May ting

Imma cut deep and imma dissect

Your mom picked you from a transect

Talk about career but your tag is from Ikea

Think you're black and funny like your name's Madea

And it's cheeky even without Nando's

'Cause I've still got sides in the bando

Not about SoundCloud and I mean that

Never see a link with my name I guarantee that

Anyway, enough with gettin' deep

Is my name Adele, am I a mook? Please

Screw breaking ankles, out here breaking knees

Signing off, roll safe, that's a Major Key, jheeze!

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