[This is a freestyle I did last Friday and basically everything is a reference to my sixth form xD]
Would've made movements but I'm too bait now I've
Got her screaming like a mandrake
Got the whip screeching that's a mad date
Got the mandem's approval that's a mad rate
Sagal and Yasmin in the drama squad
Running this sh*t like General Zod
Gunning this sh*t like I'm playing COD
You a saiyan prince I'm a saiyan god-Tiller
Tobi still working on that diss track
So if you try shoot him you gon' miss that
And he's working hard just about to firm it
Yeah that's a legit fact that you gotta learn stat
Pen hasn't touched paper in a long time
But obviously man like me's still got rhymes
No watch on my wrist but I'm glithenin'
... Thank you for lithenin'
I'm gettin' pink, forget green and
I like it when it jiggles let my queen stand
Biggest victim rhymes with DJ
7 Years plus and still no BJ
It's all jokes yeah? No meaning [Seriously, I don't mean any of this xD]
Eyes open but she wet dreaming
No cocoa butter but she still creaming
No TLC match but we broke the ceiling
And it's a madness
An everyday ting
An every single day Molly Way ting
Fix up, look sharp, check your weighting
Chat sh*t, get banged, Floyd May ting
Imma cut deep and imma dissect
Your mom picked you from a transect
Talk about career but your tag is from Ikea
Think you're black and funny like your name's Madea
And it's cheeky even without Nando's
'Cause I've still got sides in the bando
Not about SoundCloud and I mean that
Never see a link with my name I guarantee that
Anyway, enough with gettin' deep
Is my name Adele, am I a mook? Please
Screw breaking ankles, out here breaking knees
Signing off, roll safe, that's a Major Key, jheeze!