1. A man is found dead in his empty apartment hung from the ceiling. The only three things in the room are: the rope(noose), the man, a puddle beneath the hanged man. How did he hang himself(no one came in or out of the apartment so its was definitely him)?
2. When I am whole, I am red. When I am halted, I am blue. When I am halted again, I am pink. What am I?
3. I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
4. What kind of a coat is always wet when you put it on?
5. There is a grandfather, two fathers and two sons. They all go fishing and each catch one whole fish. When they come back and lay out their catches, there are only three fishes. How?
6. I have 13 hearts, but no other organs. What am I?
7. My maker doesn't use me and my owner doesn't see me. What am I?
8. When there is more of me, you can see less. When there is less of me, you can see more. What am I?
~ANSWERS~
1. The man stood on an ice block. The ice melted and he was hanged and a puddle formed.
2. Australian money: $20 is red, $10 is blue, $5 is pink.
3. A stamp.
4. A coat of paint.
5. The grandfather=one grandfather and one father(of father)
The father=one father(of son) and one son(of grandfather)
The son=one son(of father)
6. A deck of cards.
7. A coffin.
8. Darkness.
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