Jokes for when you are bored!

Blonde

1-One day a woman was watering the flowers in her front garden when, all of a sudden, her neighbour began crying as she rushed to the woman.

The blonde neighbour sobbed into the woman's arms until she finally said

"Dear, dear. whatever is the matter? Why don't you come inside for some tea?"

The blonde nodded subtly and then followed the woman inside her house.

They had tea and when the woman asked why the blonde was crying she replied between sniffles

"I got a-a pho-phone call th-this morning saying tha-tha-that my mother died!"

She once again broke down into sobs and the kind woman comforted her as best she could.

The blonde went back home.

The next week the woman was again watering her flowers when the blonde ran over balling her eyes out!

The gentle woman questioned politely

"Would you like to have some tea why you explain what happened now?"

The blonde nodded and they once again went inside and had some tea. The woman, as she began to pour the tea, asked tenderly

"So, sweetie, why are you so sad? No one looks good with a frown on their face. It just looks like an up-side down smile! Which I think looks silly."

To which the blonde barely whispers sadly

"I got a phone call from my sister this morning. She said her mum died too!"

2-After being called dumb for so long, a blonde decides to dye her hair brown.

After successfully transforming to a brunette, the girl decides to take a trip into the country.

On her way there, she saw a farmer tending to some sheep and, thinking of her new brunette self, decided to stop the car to see him.

"Mornin' miss!" Said the farmer quite happily "Is there anything I could help you with on this fine day?"

The blonde who has brunette hair replies competitively

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, says she can.

She looks at the flock before saying

"I guess that you have 172 sheep!"

Shocked, the farmer says

"Wow! Well done ma'am. You may now choose any sheep you like since you guesse' correc'ly!"

The blonde made her choice and, proud and satisfied returned to her car. But, before she closes the driver's door, the farmer inquires

"If I can guess your natural hair colour, can I have my dog back?"

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I understand it is short but I have no more jokes at the moment. When I find more, I will post them!

My teacher is soooo annoying! I fell asleep in class today and she didn't even notice!?! We also have to do these stupid reflection things and I wrote for mine 'Today in school I didn't learn anything. I just recapped on things I did in like grade 3.'

She signed as she said "Beautiful!" then moved onto my friend's which was basically the same. With my friend's, she signed it, said 'Oh, isn't that a shame.' and then walked off!!!

She is sooo damn annoying!!!!! Honestly I could sit and complain about her for like four hours straight but you want jokes not complaints right?

Please please please

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