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1- when someone calls me ugly I feel sorry for them and give them a hug.

Life must be hard for the visually impaired.

2- You know when you're like studying for a test and .... haha me neither.

3- When you walk into a room people drop to the ground and beg- not for a picture or signature though like they do with me. They beg for you to leave and stop burning their eyes.

4- girl 1: I spend hours in front of my mirror in the mornings admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?

girl 2: No, it's imagination.

5- What do me and your mirror have in common?

When we see your face, we both crack up!

6- girlfriend: Will you still love me when I'm old and ugly?

Boyfriend: Of course I do!.

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I know all these 'jokes' are a bit random and don't necessarily fall under one category but you know. I tried.

Just a few to keep you laughing!

Don't forget to please, please, please

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