1- Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I thought Voldemort was ugly
Until I saw you!
2- A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
Gummi bears are chasing me.
One is red,
One is blue,
One is tryna steal my shoe.
Now I'm running for my life
Cos the red one's got a knife.
3- Person 1:I had a dream about you last night!
Person 2:Really?
Person 1:Yah! You died!!!
4- Sometimes I feel like my life is crap. Then I look at yours.
5- At the end of your show I clapped the loudest! I was so glad you were offstage!!
6- Were you born on the motorway?
Cos that's where most accidents happen.
7- Person 1: You failed your project!
Person 2- You failed your mother's abortion.
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