1- do you wanna hide a body?
Come on we can't delay.
We've gotta get him off the floor and out the door before he can decaaayyyy!
I thought we were best buddies.
Just help me out and please just don't ask whyyyy!
Do you wanna hide a body?
It doesn't have to be in one piece...
2- I set firreeee to the bread!
Watched it burn as my mum flipped a beddd.
Then she screamed and I cried and I ran outside into the rain,
The raaaiin!
I set firreeee to the bread!
Them I threw it at Katniss' head!
Then she screamed and I cried and I ran back inside out of the rain,
The raaiiinnnnn. Ohhhhh!
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Jokes for when you are bored!
HumorI will try my best to entertain you but can't guarantee satisfaction. Please remember that some jokes are about blondes and others may be sightly racist and stuff like that!!! I didn't make these jokes up! They are from other books, apps, people and...