1-Hey, are you okay?
It looks like you need some vitamin me.
2-There's something wrong with my phone.
It doesn't seem to have your number on it...
3-You're like google. You got everything I'm searching for.
4-You must be tired...
Because you've been running through my mind all night!
5-Somebody call god. I think I just found his missing angel.
6-Hey, feel my sweater. I personally think it feels of boyfriend material.
7-Is your name Summer. Cos you're HOT!
8-Was you father a thief;cos he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
9-Are your parents aliens. Cuz you are 'out of this world' beautiful.
10-Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And I'm a sailor lost at sea.
11-The alphabet starts with A, B, C.
Counting starts with 1, 2, 3.
Singing started with Doe, Ray, Me.
So love would surely start with You And Me.
12-Was your father a terrorist cos you are the bomb.
13-Roses are red, violets are blue, chillies are hot but not compared to you.
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ЮморI will try my best to entertain you but can't guarantee satisfaction. Please remember that some jokes are about blondes and others may be sightly racist and stuff like that!!! I didn't make these jokes up! They are from other books, apps, people and...
