Jokes for when you are bored!

Hi! this isn't my first book but I do still make mistakes...

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BLONDE JOKES

1-There are three girls on a deserted island; a brunette, a ginger and a blonde.

One day the brunette stumbles upon a shiny lamp. A genie pops out and says he will grant each of them one wish.

The brunette immediately begs

"Please, please, please may I have a boat so I can go home?!?"

She gets given a boat and goes home. The ginger, after hearing the brunette's wish decides to ask for a helicopter. The genie grants her wish and she goes home.

Finally, the blonde's turn come around. She thinks to herself then states "It's quite lonely on this island... I wish my friends were back here..."

2-There is a brunette, a ginger and a blonde stuck on a deserted island (once again(different joke don't worry)) . One day the brunette decides that she is so fed up that she will swim home.

She told the others and began the 1000km swim home. She manages to get to around 200km away from the island but then got tired so gave up and drowned.

The ginger, thinking how happy and proud the brunette must feel after arriving at home, decides to have a try herself. She begins swimming but eventually gets tired and drowns at around 600km from the island.

The blonde, imagining the other two setting up a party for when she arrives, decides that she will swim also. She gets past 200km, 600km, 700km, 800km, 900km, 990km away from the island before she gets tired so swims back.

3-A police officer was watching the roads one day when he saw a car driving incredibly slowly.

He pulls the car over and inspects the insides, only to find two pale, terrified looking young girls clinging to each other tightly and that the driver was a blonde. The blonde seemed rather relaxed about everything going on and asked politely "Is there something I can help you with today sir?"

The officer replies "This is a 80 limit zone and you are driving at 24. Can you not read? There were some signs."

The blonde, now looking shocked and relieved replied "Oh I am so sorry! I thought that 24 was the limit but it turns out it's the road number... people have been beeping at me all morning!"

The officer said "No worries. Just remember that in future." The blonde nods and is about to drive away but the officer quickly questions the blonde about the two girls in the back.

"Oh, them." says the blonde "Well, we just came off of highway 136."

4-Death: It is your time. You must take my hand.

Blonde: Never! If I don't touch you then I won't ever die!

Death: gasp* You're so smart. You figured out the secret to immortality! High five!

Blonde: High fives*

Death: Dumb blondes, works every time...

5-Why did the blonde get fired from the m&ms factory?

She threw out all the Ws!

6-How do you drown a blonde?

You paint the bottom of the floor a sparkling gold! (I'll explain all the jokes at the end if you don't get them. Don't worry!)

7-One day a blonde becomes desperate after getting bankrupt! She sees a young boy wandering the streets and plans an attack... Convincing the boy, she manages to make him wait while she wrote a note. The note read 'I have stolen your child! Leave one million dollars in a bag buried under the market squares largest tree or never see him again!'

Feeling proud she gives the note to the boy and sends him home so he can give it to his mum. The next day the blonde returns to the largest tree in the market square and finds that there is a sack filled to the brim with money! There is a note attached that reads 'My poor boy! He told me what you look like! How could you do this to a fellow blonde?!?'

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Okay! sorry is you don't understand the jokes or there are a few spelling mistakes... I said at the beginning that although this wasn't my first book I still make mistakes!

Please tell me in the comments which joke is confusing you and I will explain as best as I can!😉

From now on I will be naming each chapter with what they have in them ( If they're knock knock jokes that will be the title, if they're blonde jokes it'll be called blonde jokes, etc.)

Thanks for reading!

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