Jokes for when you are bored!

School

1-Teacher:Johnny, are you aware that you can't sleep during my class?

Johnny:Yes, but if you were a little quieter, maybe, just maybe I could.

2-Boy:Isn't the principal such a dummy.

Girl:Say, do you know who I am?

Boy:No...

Girl:I'm the principal's daughter!

Boy:Do you know who I am?

Girl:Nope.

Boy:Thank goodness!

3-Mum:Why are you home so early from school, Johnny?

Johnny:Because I was the only one who could answer the question.

Mum:So... what was the question?

Johnny:'Who threw the ruler at the principal?'.

4-Mum:Johnny, does your teacher like you?

Johnny:Like me?!? She loves me!!! Just look at all those Xs she put on my test paper!

5-Teacher:Billy, where is your homework?

Billy:I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

6-Teacher:What is the formula of water?

Student:HIJKLMNO.

Teacher:Are you sure that's the formula I have you?

Student:Sure it is. You said 'H to O'.

6-**Student puts hand up**

Teacher:Yes?

Student:Can I please go to the toilet?

Teacher:Of course, but first you must say the alphabet.

Student:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.

Teacher:Where's the 'P'?

Student:I think it's running down my leg...

7-One day a teacher asks all of her students to go home and ask their parents or siblings for a word.

Sammy went home and asked his mother, who was working on an essay, for a word.

"Shut up." She said as she hurriedly scribbled down words.

So he went to his dad who was playing pool.

"Ooone hundred and eeeiiightty!" He said as he counted his score.

Next Sammy went to his brother who was playing a video game.

"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-da BATMAN!!!" His brother excitedly sang along with his game.

Finally, Sammy went to his sister who was playing with a train set.

"Ridding on my choo-choo train. CHOO CHOO!" She giggled as she carried on.

**The next day in class**

Teacher:Sammy, what word did you learn?

Sammy:Shut up.

Teacher:And how old do you think you are?!

Sammy:Ooonee hundred and eeeiiightty!

Teacher:Who on earth do you think you are?

Sammy:D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-da BATMAN!!

Teacher:And how exactly do you expect to get away with this?

Sammy:Riding on my choo-choo train. CHOO CHOO!

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