1- Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.
Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
2- Teacher: I've heard that you've been telling everyone I'm ugly!
Student: Sorry miss. I didn't know you wanted to keep it a secret.
3- Teacher: Come sit at the front!
Student: I'd rather not see your ugly face in HD thank you very much.
4- So it's a new year with a new class and teacher. The teacher doesn't know the kids that well and would like to know about how clever they are.
Teacher: Okay class, in order for me to know how well you do in class I would like anyone who thinks they're dumb to stand up now.
After a while of nervous glancing and a few bored stares, a student rises to his feet.
Teacher: So, why do you think you are dumb?
Student: I don't miss. I just didn't want you to stand up all alone.
5- Student: Miss, can I please go to the toilet?
Teacher: Okay, but first you have to say the alphabet.
Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: What about the 'p'?
Student: I think it's running down my leg...
6- Teacher: You failed the test.
Student: You failed to educate me!
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