1- There was an Englishman, a Scottish man and an Irishman driving through the desert.
Suddenly, their car ran out of fuel.
"We should each bring one thing of our choice!" Stated the Englishman.
The others agreed so they began to look around the car and ponder over their options.
The Englishman decides to take a giant tub of water, saying "Don't wanna dehydrate now do we?"
The Scottish man decides to take a tub of food and says "Don't wanna starve either!"
And the Irishman finally chooses to take the car door.
The Englishman and Scottish man ask why he is taking the car door, to which the Irishman replies "This way, if it gets hot I can open the window!!!"
2- There are three kids walking down the street. One is called Shutup, another is called Manners and the other is called Poop.
Poop trips and falls down a manhole. Manners decides to try to help him, meanwhile Shutup rounds the corner and bumps into a policeman.
"Well, hello. And what might your name be?" Asks the policeman.
"Shutup!" Shutup replies.
"Excuse me?!? Where are your manners?" Asks the policeman, incredulous.
"Round the corner picking up poo!"
3- There are three guys at a huge park. One of them, the oldest, suddenly shouts excitedly
"Look! There's a massive slide!!!"
They wander over to the slide and clamber up the ladder, only to come nose to nose with a wizard at the top.
"Whatever you say as you slide down the Slide Of Wishes will cushion your fall! You may each have one try." Says the wizard.
The oldest guy goes first and as he goes down he yells "MONEY!!!" and lands in a huge pile of money.
The second oldest has his turn and yells at the top of his lungs
"CHOCOLATE!!!" and lands in a huge crate of chocolate.
Finally, after jumping up and down in excitement, it's the youngest guy's turn.
He instantly has his go and bellows "WEEEEEEEEEE!!!" therefore almost drowning in a pool of urine.
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