HEYYYY!!
Sorry I am in England for the month and have been all over the place to see everyone but I have managed to find time for a chappie!
Have fun!
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1- "Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Lettuce."
"Lettuce who?"
"Lettuce in otherwise we'll break the door down."
2- "knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"I map."
"I map who?" (I'm a poo)
"HAHAHAH!"
3- "Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
"John the Baptist!" *gets water splashed on face*
4- *knocks on batmans door*
"Come in."
Because batman has no fear.
5- "Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"You just said it! HAHA!"
6- "Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"Aww, don't cry."
7- "Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Pie."
"Pie wh-"
*gets pie smashed in face*
8- "knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Ketchup."
"Ketchup who?"
"Ketchup with me and I'll tell you." (catch up with me and I'll tell you)
9- "Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Cow goes."
"Cow goes who?"
"No, cow goes moo!"
10- "knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Canoe."
"Canoe who?"
"Canoe help me with my homework?" (Can you help me with my homework)
11- "Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Iva."
"Iva who?"
"I'va sore hand from knocking on your door." (I have a sore hand from knocking on your door)
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Well there you go! I know knock knock jokes aren't the best but....
Anyway! Remember you can request for a certain type or themed joke (eg. pirates or logic) and I will do my best.
Until then
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