Another chappie requested by fourblues!
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1- When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the butt.
2- Darthvader dresses up as chuck Norris for Halloween.
3- Chuck Norris's beard can shave a razor.
4- The earth is spinning because Chuck Norris is running on it.
5- When Chuck Norris does a push up he does not push up, he pushes the world down.
6- Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
7- Jesus can walk on water... Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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