1- Chuck Norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills! They made him blink.
2- Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
3- Chuck Norris once hooked a horse in one of his famous uppercuts. That, my friends, is how the giraffe was created.
4- Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light. The light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris.
5- When Chuck Norris goes to work out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights sweat.
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Two updates at once?!?!? YEESSSS my lovely readers. I was bored.
Sorry about all the Chuck Norris. These jokes are just everywhere and they make me chuckle so I thought I might put a few up. Once again I am reminding you that some of the jokes may be offensive and all that so please don't point that out!
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