Nursery Rhymes for the Mentally Ill

We Help Little Bo Peep Find Her Sheep

Chapter 13 - Ash

  Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and she don't know where to find it, she looked in the corn and looked in the wheat but found it dead in the street. Beaten and slaughtered with a knife and a sludge hammer.... GROSS

 Humpty Dumpty, Alice, Dani, and I all strutted down the path, wondering where to go when a lady witha really poofy blue and white dress, a bonnet, and a stick ran up to us, panic on her face. She was shaking and breathing hard, terrified.

 "Help me find her! Where's my baby?! AAHHHHHHHHHH!!" she screamed.

 "Woah, woah, woah, we'll help you find her..... whoever it is." I soothed.

 She looked up at us all and we nodded, then looked at eachother and looked back. I had figured out by now that this was where all the Nursery Rhyme characters lived and this stupid dress was too friggin tight to have to do the pain test. Thank god we were able to find flats..... I would have freaking died by now. I stared at the chick in thought.

 "We'll help, if you give us a place to stay." Dani said solidly.

 "Wether it be a cellar or a freaking mansion, we don't care, just somewhere to stay." Alice added.

 "And you can't turn me in." Humpty injected.

 "Lastly, you've got to lend my friends and I some tips on surviving out here, obviously, we don't belong...." I finished.

 "Okay okay, anything! You've got to help me find my sheep!" The woman yelled, nearly in teas.

 "Wait you SHEEP?!" Alice exclaimed.

 "We'll help." I said while Dani and Alice stared at me in a stupor.

 "She's going to help us." I assured them.

 We all sighed and began to look for a sheep. All of us searched everywhere. In the corn fields, in the endless wheat fields, but we eventually found it..... It was laying on the cobble stone street, chopped up and beated. Barely recognizable behind the blood. If you didn't already guess, Miss Sheep Lady burst into tears screaming 'My sheep, my sheep!' over and over again. She later stoped and led us solemnly to her house, then showed us to the basement, which served as a rental place. It was unused at the time but equipped with two bedrooms, a restroom, and a kitchen. The place was really nice, homey, and enjoyable. Dani, Alice, and I agreed to share the humognormous bed in one bedroom and Humpty Dumpty would sleep in the smaller bed in the other room. Bo, as Sheep Lady told us to call her, brought us some broth and we talked as we ate.

 Bo made sure we knew where we were and told us about the court of this world. She then brought down three of her loose night gowns and one of her husbands pairs of flannel pants as pajamas. We all changed then came back out to the kitchen table. Ohmigod.... Humpty frigging Dumpty had an eight pack! Just then I realized just who he was.

White blonde hair to his eyebrows.

Humanly tall.

Ocean blue eyes.

Exta pale skin.

This was Ross Wess.

Everything went black.