Nursery Rhymes for the Mentally Ill

Unicorns are beast, and lions are rats

The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown The unicorn beat the lion because she is boss.

Alice was alive, oh my gosh, Alice was alive. Alice is alive... now. Thoughts of this miraculous discovery of Dani's new power and the fact that Alice was brought back to life were racing through my mind. I witnessed a person being brought back to life, and it was a person who I was very close to, so it was even greater."What was it like, you know, being dead?" I said as we were walking along some streets looking for breakfast, the morning after Alice was brought back to life."I already told you... about a million times, it was wierd. Lucy Lockett finally found her pocket and she finished her...unfinished business. She was probably put in Heaven, or wherever spirits go after... they finish their unfinished business," Alice said longing to stop talking, I'm sure her mouth was in pain from saying the same thing over and over again."Oh, yeah, huh?" Ross, Dani, and Alice all, "Duh," nodded at me. I looked away sheepishly and saw a shadowy figure standing behind a corner to one of the shoppes. He was dressed in fancy clothing, nothing like the peasants were dressed like, he was obviously royal, or something."Alice, do you know who killed you?" I said, suddenly realizing that I never asked her that."Um... yeah, it was um... my ex boyfriend, Johnathon... Cole," We all gasped as Alice turned away from us. "Why didn't you tell us to start with?" Ross asked."Because I didn't want you guys to actually go down to the castle and kill him. He was my ex and I never got over him," I went towards Alice to comfort her. She was obviously hurting, her stupid ex-boyfriend killed her and she still loved him."Well I just saw him and he is currently spying on you," I said as I pointed towards him and he realized that I was telling Alice, and he scrammed, dropping his crown in the process. Blue turned visible (she had been walking along side us this whole time, completely invisible... and seriously frightened) and galloped over to where he dropped the crown, as she started rearing up with a wild look on her face. I looked to see what was going on, and there was a freaking lion standing in front of Blue. He was, of course, growling, and he was also reared up, ready to pounce. He had the crown in his mouth, and I'm quite sure tht he thought that Blue was a regular horse. She put her front legs down and simply snorted. The lion turned into a rat and it scurried into the street sewer system, if it had one, or it was just some random hole."That was impressive Blue," I said as I upproached her and patted her mane."I know, I am just magnificent aren't I?" "How come you're so scared all the time if you can do that to a freaking lion?" I asked."Because I can only change nonmagical mammals into their own prey. And as you have well known for, I'm guessing, a while now, not everything is as it seems here,""Oh, that's still really cool," I said as Blue bent down and retrieved the crown. I peeked around the corner and saw King Cole looking back at us, completely astonished.