There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had soooooooooo (66!) many children, she didn't know what to do. She gave them broth, without any bread. Whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed! (Did I mention she's a witch? And a female dog?)
My lips needed to be cleaned, very, very well. I wanted to scrape them off, and them pour disenfectant and then scrape them off again. And we had to find a-- oh, I'm sorry-- the Blue-Eyed witch. And, on top of all that bad stuff, one good thing came out of it: WE HAD LOST ROSS!!! This was probably the best possible moment to loose him. Dani, Ash and I were still walking along, in this humongo forest, looking for a Blue-Eyed witch. She cold be ANYWHERE. Then, suddenly in the forest, we reached a clearing...and in the clearing sat...a shoe. The Old Woman Who LIved in a Shoe. Great, just what I wanted, an old woman who beats her kids. I heard someone crying from inside the shoe, and then the woman stormed out, wearing a witches hat, with a broomstick...and brown eyes. Well, we found the Brown-Eyed witch.
"Hello, dearies! How are you?" She sounded just like the witches in the movies, with that squeaky voice that no one could trust.
"Um, not good, but anyway, do you know where The Blue-Eyed witch would be?" I think Dani was crazy for talking to her, but whatever. The witches face went pale.
"Eh-hem. No. She shouldn't be here. No." I could tell she was lying. Then, suddenly, out of FREAKING NOWHERE, came a humming bird. And then another, and another, and another, until they had formed the shape of a person. With blue eyes.
"I AM THE BLUE EYED WITCH. BEWARE, MY DARLINGS, FOR THIS B*TCH, I MEAN, WITCH, IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD NEWS." WTH? The Blue-Eyed Witch sounded like...a teenager. Like, my age. WTH? Then the humming birds cleared away, and there stood...Ash? No. It looked like Ash...but not really. Her hair was a shade lighter, and her eyes were a bit too blue.
"And, I am Ashes twin!" She squealed.
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Nursery Rhymes for the Mentally Ill
Teen FictionAsh, Dani, Alice. Like the three musketeers. They went to a new dimension, saw all the rhymes get twisted about, solved some murders, met a twin, and one of them even kissed Humpty Dumpty. What will happen to these three girls as they travel farther...
