Chapter 18 - Alice
Three blind mice, three blind mice, see how they run into ME! Yes, me. And try to eat me.
Unicorns. Are. Real! I can't believe this. They're real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know this sounds childish and stuff, just something a little kid would get exited about, but I think if you were here, you would get exited. OK, maybe not as exited as me, but pretty exited. Yup. They're real. And beatiful, too. The one I was looking at was midnight blue, with pitch-black mane to match. It's horn was a straigh spiral up, and was colored a magnificent gold. I was trying to pick one out, but there were sooooooooooooo many to choose from: red ones, purple ones, blue ones, brown ones, multi-colored...I could go on for days.
"Miss! Come 'ere, right now!" I turned around, but there was no one there, only the rest of the stable.
"Miss! Ello, miss!" I noticed that the sound was coming from the ground, and there were...three mice. Three blind mice. They were all white, and carried swords with purple jewels that sparkled.
"Um, how do you exactly know I'm here, if you're blind and all?"
"How degrading. We can smell you, duh!" The smallest one said.
"Oh. Um, well, it's nice to meet you and all...but I have to go." Suddenly all three mice charged at me, poking me with their small swords.
"Get away, you creepy mice! What the heck are you doing?!?" Their small swords poked a hole in my Converse.
"Do you have cheeeeese, Miss Alice? Huh?"
"NO! I do not have any cheese, OK?" Suddenly tow guards came in and scooped all three mice up, and walked away without a sound. It was as if they handn't seen me at all. I suddenly heard a snort behind me, and turned to face a white unicorn, with a neon blue horn. This is the one. The unicorn bumped my arm, and said softly
"Hello, Alice. I've been expecting you." I gasped. A man quickly came up and took three coins away from me and left. I JUST BOUGHT A UNICORN. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nursery Rhymes for the Mentally Ill
Genç KurguAsh, Dani, Alice. Like the three musketeers. They went to a new dimension, saw all the rhymes get twisted about, solved some murders, met a twin, and one of them even kissed Humpty Dumpty. What will happen to these three girls as they travel farther...
