TECHNOLOGY ⇋ STEVE ROGERS

ELEVEN | PRIVATE

[TEXTING]
[Pop Tart Guy]

Thor!

Pop Tart Guy
Yes, Captain? To what do I owe this text message?

Tony said you can help me with netflicks and something called
a 'tweet'?

Pop Tart Guy
I believe the Man of Iron was being sarcastic when he told you
to get some help from me.

Pop Tart Guy
I don't know this netflicks and tweet you speak of.

Well, what are we going to do? He seemed wary when I wanted
to ask some help from Bucky.

Pop Tart Guy
Maybe he is jealous of your friendship with the Soldier of Winter.

I doubt he is.

Pop Tart Guy
I am suddenly interested with the netflicks and tweet you are
saying.

Pop Tart Guy added Clint the Hawk to the chat!

Clint the Hawk
what am i doing here

We need help with netflicks and something that tweets.

Pop Tart Guy
What the Captain had said.

Clint the Hawk
jfc it's called netflix not netflicks

Clint the Hawk added Buckaroo to the chat!

Buckaroo
it wasnt my fault

Why is Buck here?

Buckaroo
yeah y am i in this gc

What is 'jfc' and 'gc'

Clint the Hawk
jesus fucking christ and group chat and because steve
needs help w netflix & twitter.

Woah why are we using the Lord's name in vain guys?!

Buckaroo
bc ((because)) ur frustrating as hell geT WITH THE TIMES

You're making me upset, Buck. It's not my fault I'm slow at these
kind of things.

Star Spangled Man left the chat!

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[TEXT MESSAGES]
[Egotistical Genius]

Tony?
[read 9:51am]

Is this a bad time?
[read 9:53am]

Egotistical Genius
Kind of.. Well not really.

Egotistical Genius
Did something happen?

Yeah. Bucky was being rude to me because of this tech stuff.

He told me to get with the times and I was frustrating 'as hell.'

Egotistical Genius
See this is why you choose me instead of Barnes.

Tony! I'm being serious.

Egotistical Genius
Sorry. What I actually meant is that he should've been patient
with you because not everyone gets these things
in a short period of time.

Egotistical Genius
I mean, yeah he got some things right, but that doesn't
mean he can call you off for being slow.

Wow.

I never knew you could talk like that.

Egotistical Genius
I have my moments.

Would it be rude to ask if I wanted you to help me with
technology? Since I don't want to bother Bucky.

Egotistical Genius
Yeah, it's cool. Do you want to come down?

I'm coming to the lab.
[read 10:23am]