TECHNOLOGY ⇋ STEVE ROGERS

EIGHTY NINE | GROUPCHAT

[TEXTING]
[old people]

What is with the group name?

Is this supposed to be offensive
because I'm the oldest?

Buckaroo 💕
baby sorry to burst your bubble
but im the oldest here

Sam the Falcon
i sMELL A STUCKY MOMENT

Goatee
jesus christ sam you need help

Romanova
how is everyone i miss my children

Nat, stop with the children.

And we're okay. Having fun but not
so much because the team isn't
complete.

Sam the Falcon
w8 gotta add sum pips

Sam the Falcon added Insect to the chat!
Sam the Falcon added Your Highness to the chat!

Your Highness
I am offended why do you people
even have a groupchat without me?

Insect
And me too

You keep leaving whenever we add you.

Your Highness
Excuse me I do not have free time like
you slackers.

Your Highness
Why is the ant here?

I think Sam just wants you guys to fight.

Buckaroo 💕
lbr tho that would be funny

Sam the Falcon
y would u gais tink liek dat

Buckaroo 💕
you kept screaming fite fite fite
while staring at the ig comments
ytd

Goatee
lets not forget about that time you
were calling scott about tchalla

Your Highness
First of all, it's T'Challa, you peasant.

Your Highness
Second, I hate that insect he tried to
fight me through Instagram comments
I mean if you wanna fight just hmu fam
like square up.

Goatee
i am nOT A PEASANT

Are you really the King of Wakanda?

Your Highness
Bitch I might be.

Insect
If I whooped Sam's ass I can whoop yours
too, you pussy.

Sam the Falcon
oH SHIT

Romanova
im laughinf

Clint the Hawk
natasha we are on a mission

Your Highness
The only ass that will be whooped
is yours. I could stomp on you and
not feel a thing.

Woah woah woah, let's be civil guys.

T'Challa, your highness, may I ask a
question?

Your Highness
Sure hmu what is it?

Goatee
jesus

Don't you have a kingdom to run?

Your Highness
fFS

Your Highness left the chat!

Insect
wheres sam i need to talk to him

Buckaroo 💕
oh no
[read 2:32pm by Insect and 6 others]