TECHNOLOGY ⇋ STEVE ROGERS

SIXTY SEVEN | PRIVATE

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[Buckaroo]

Buckaroo
hey fam

Don't.

Buckaroo
looks like someone didnt wake
up from the 6 then

Buckaroo
what did fury nicholas j tell
you

Was it necessary to put his last name
first?

Nothing serious. He just told me this, "fucking
tell me if you little shits are gonna fight a
god 'cause I don't want to know shit from the
news. Understand, motherfucker?"

Buckaroo
sounds like fury

Buckaroo
y was he swearing alot tho

He told me he had a bad day from the
media and I understood him, even if
he swears like a sailor.

Oh, and he also told me to "back the hell
up from Drake."

Buckaroo
yea ur drake obsession is getting out of
hand

But he has nice songs and you all told me to
get with the times!

Buckaroo
not obsess over it fam

Seriously I don't even know where I got that
"fam" and hashtag lit af thing.

Buckaroo
maybe u was drunk

I can't get drunk.

Buckaroo
didnt thor left u some of that asgardian
beer or something

I don't remember a lot of things from yesterday.

Buckaroo
u kissed sharon tho

WHAT??

How did I even kiss her??

Buckaroo
damn boi u were eating her face out

What even is that phrase?

I am not a cannibal to eat her face!

Buckaroo
i was joking stev calm down lol

That wasn't a nice joke.

Buckaroo
ik sorry man i was just kidding

I can't imagine kissing Sharon, though. That's
like cheating on Peggy.

Buckaroo
yea even tho shes 6 ft under the ground

Buckaroo
lmao peggy from the 6(ft underground)

Rude.

May God bless her precious soul.

Buckaroo
what are you doing rn

You

Buckaroo
wHAT

Sorry it got sent immediately.

I meant YouTube. I was watching old news about
the team and they got 80% of the things they report
wrong.

Obviously we are just trying to protect the world from
harm's way and people think we're destroying it because
of our "superpowers" and that we shouldn't be considered
as "heroes."

I don't consider myself a hero. I just want to help my country
but I guess that's wrong and I'm just being dramatic.

Buckaroo
Oh

Buckaroo
media's full of bullshit and inaccurate information anyways

Buckaroo
trying to report things they arent even sure of

I know right?

Hey, Buck. My YouPhone's battery is getting low and
I lost my charger, can I borrow yours?

Buckaroo
sure stevie come here my smol bean

What is a 'smol bean' and why do people use it?
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