War Torn {A Naturo Fanfic}

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"And I'm Maeko, you're most awesomeist sister." Chiya gave her a look and pushed her over, which was very un-Chiya of her, but I was glad she did it. She should do that more often.

"Then what's Hidan? He might as well be related to us." Chiya asked and he glared at her.

"There is no fucking way I am a part of your fucked up family!" He yelled only to get hugged by Chiya. Geeze, what did those poor boys do to her while I was gone? Maybe Zetsu ate her and regurgitated her into this new Chiya. Well, hopefully that's my most disturbing thought of the day.

"Oh yes you are Hidan. There's no getting around it." I informed him.

"You're like a brother." Chiya decided.

"Ani-kun!" Maeko cried and jumped at him from the corner of the bed. He tried to wrestle himself free of the girls, but I knew it wasn't happening.

"Come on; let's go wash up somewhere safer." I told Nao and snuck unnoticed out of the room. No one else was awake and I didn't really want to surprise anyone who didn't already know by walking into their room with a three year old.

I walked to Kakuzu's room and checked the door. It was unlocked, which was odd. Usually he locks it so people don't sneak in and rob him. I pushed open the door to find the room still dark. I snuck in, closing the door silently behind me. I tip-toed to his bed and poked him in the shoulder. I didn't really want to wake him up, but I also didn't want to be the mystery person using his shower.

"Kakuzu." I whispered and poked him again, but in the nose this time. It was hard to see his face, which I guess was good for Nao. She still hadn't seen him without the mask.

"Kakuzu." Nao said in a whiny voice and pushed his arm. "Wake up." She demanded. That seemed to get his attention.

"Hm, what?" He mumbled, not quite awake yet.

"Can we use your shower?" I asked quietly.

"Ani-Hidan's room is scary." Nao whispered to back me up.

"Mmm, whatever, just leave me alone." He grumbled and rolled over, facing away from us.

"Kay!" Nao said happily and leaned over his shoulder to kiss his cheek. It was perhaps the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life, and I've seen some cute things. It just made me all warm and fuzzy inside.

"Come on, Nao." I fixed her position on my hip and we retreated blindly to Kakuzu's bathroom. We both took quick showers and stole a spare toothbrush to share. There was no danger in sharing germs with your siblings.

A knock came on the door and I wrapped a towel around myself. I was still in my underwear because I didn't want to put my dirty kimono on. I opened the door and Kakuzu handed me two shirts.

"I took them from the laundry. Figured you were tired of the kimono's." He said sleepily as I took the dark grey shirts.

"Thanks Kakuzu." He looked at me and nodded before turning away from the door. I checked the tags and handed the smaller one, which was Tobi's, to Nao and took the one that was ironically Kisame's for myself.

"Let's go, I've got starving boys to feed." I announced and we marched out of Kakuzu's room like champions.

Kakuzu, Hidan, Maeko, Chiya, and Deidara were the only ones in the kitchen when I got there. "Good morning, Deidara." I said and set to work on the food. He only grumbled unhappily as a response.