Regina One Shots

Monsieur Locksley (Part Two)

"Hey, what are you guys watching?" Regina asks as she walks into the small office.

"Uhh.." Emma says as she tries to turn the tape off but accidentally turns the volume up. The only noise that can be heard is the sound of Regina moaning and Robin grunting on the television. Regina quickly turns the tape off.

"Where the hell did you get this!" She yells at them.

Emma blushes wildly as she looks at the ground. Meanwhile the one handed pirate moves a pillow to cover the boner he has from watching the Evil Queen's sex tape. Regina covers her face with her hands as she sighs.

"Are you going to speak?!" Regina yells at them.

"I never knew you could move that way love." Killian says with a smirk and Regina blushes uncontrollably as Robin walks in.

"What's going on?" Robin asks as he wraps his arm around Regina.

"You lucky rapscallion." Killian says and Regina groans.

"Robin, did you tape us that day we did the thing with the French?" Regina asks awkwardly and he looks at the ground. "Robin Locksley I will murder you!"

"You sure did in that video." Emma says and her and Killian burst out laughing. Regina waves her hand and freezes them and turns to Robin.

"Robin, why did you tape that?" Regina says with tears in her eyes.

"I wanted do something fun and I really wanted to record that." Robin says and Regina hits his chest.

"Robin, I hate you!" Regina says and Robin brings her in his embrace.

"Calm down love. There is nothing wrong with us taping that. I wanted to record us playing out my fantasy. You can't blame me because you are really sexy to look at." Robin says as he grabs her ass.

"Fine, I don't hate you as much." Regina says as she kisses his cheek.

"Good, now we should watch it together." Robin says and Regina hits him.

"We won't and I'm going to burn it and erase their memories." Regina says looking at her frozen "friends".

"Well, I'll be waiting for you outside while you deal with them." Robin says as he kisses her cheek.

Regina walks over to the two on the couch and erases their memories. She raises her hand and slaps the dirty mouth pirate. Regina sighs as she takes out the tape. She looks around to see if Robin was around before she slips the tape in her purse. Maybe she could surprise Robin and actually watch it with him. Regina walks outside and sees Robin.

"I took care of them." Regina says and Robin smiles as he hugs her tightly.

"I love you. Did you know that?" Robin asks and Regina giggles.

"No, I didn't. Can you say it again?" Regina asks with a coy smile.

"I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you so much!" Robin says as he places kisses all over her face. "I love my sexy, sexy wife." Robin says and Regina smiles.

"I love you too!" She says as she kisses him.