One shots of Regina from Once Upon A Time. Some of these entries will be for contests. I will also write any one shot that someone suggests. I also won't post as much on this book.
This is a HookedQueen one shot requested by its_urqueen. Hopefully it's not completely crappy. Oh, and here is a picture of a hot guy's ass.
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Can we just take a moment to enjoy this great piece of ass? Like work it honey!! Okay, let me stop fangirling. *****
Like every Saturday at around three in the afternoon Regina was taking her nap. Her head was glued to her pillow by a puddle of slob and her hair was everywhere. During this time every weekend Killian would try to take a nap with her, only to fail. Usually he would leave her in peace but today was different.
"Regina, wake up." Killian says as he lays his weight on her and she groans.
"Get out." She says as she swats at his face.
"I'm bored!" Killian says dragging out the last syllable.
"Go sharpen your hook or put on some guyliner." She says as she buries her face into the pillow.
"I won't leave until you are awake." Killian says as he places a kiss on her cheek.
"You can leave now or I will kick you out the house." Regina mumbles into the pillow and Killian laughs.
"I would love to see you try." Killian whispers in her ear and she smacks him in the face.
"I tried." Regina says as she yawns. Killian smirks before he smacks Regina swiftly on the ass. "Hey!" She yells as she rolls over.
"It was too tempting, love." He says and Regina groans loudly.
She flattens down her hair before she looks up at her boyfriend. She's always loved his blue eyes and his slick black hair. A queen falling for a pirate, she laughed at the thought before looking back up at him. She springs up and tackles him with a laugh.
"What are you doing?" Killian asks her once she comfortable straddling him.
"I'm going teach this pirate a lesson." She says as she starts punching Killian's toned chest.
"That doesn't even hurt." Killian says as he pushes her off of him.
Killian gets off the bed to leave the room. Regina looks up at him and gets an epiphany. She hops off the bed and onto his back, easily tackling him to the ground. She starts punching his back this time. Killian can't help but laugh at her adorableness.
"This is domestic abuse." Killian says through his laughs.
"There isn't even a mark on you." Regina says as she pulls off Killian's tank top. "You are perfectly fine."
"This situation is far from fair my love. You are abusing an elderly man who has only one hand." Killian says as he holds up his hook.
"That doesn't even count." Regina says as she starts to kiss Killian's neck.
"Oh, great. Now you're sexually harassing me. Am I that irresistible?" Killian says as he rolls over onto his back. He tightly holds her waist as she laughs uncontrollably.
"You're not even old." Regina says once she recovers from her giggles.
"Technically I am over two hundred years old. I've been in Neverland for a long time and then your curse for those twenty-eight years. You're the reason I'm so youthful." Killian says and she starts laughing again.
Killian cups her face and rubs her cheeks with his thumbs. Regina stops laughing and stares into his beautiful eyes. She smiles as she leans in to kiss her pirate. Their lips kiss each other like all the other times. However, there was a small wave of magic that made them kiss shorter than usual.
"Love, what the hell was that?" Killian says and Regina furrows her eyebrows.
"I think it was magic and I think that was true loves kiss." Regina says with a smile.
"We've kissed so many times before and that's never happened. What was so different about that?" Killian says and Regina blushes a little.
"I love you Killian. I know I've never said it before but it's true. I love you so much." Regina says and a tear escapes Killian's eyes.
"Is the pirate crying?" Regina says with a laugh.
"I'm sorry. It's just that I'm so beautiful that it brings tears to my eyes." Killian says and Regina punches him before she gets off the floor to sit on the bed.
"I hate you." Regina says with a pout as she lays on her back.
"I was just kidding, love. I love you so much and there are no words to describe my feelings towards you." He says as he slightly lays on top of Regina.
"Maybe you could show me?" Regina says as she bites her lip and gives her pirate a wink.
"I'll be glad to." Killian whispers into her ear and she giggles.
On that Saturday Regina had the best nap she could ever hope for.
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There was supposed to be some smut after this but I'm too lazy to write it. However if at least three people request it I'll write it in a part two. Now, I hope you guys enjoyed this fluffy HQ one shot. I also hope you enjoyed that picture of Josh's ass. XD
